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      <title>the Margwa mask, Shadows of Evil</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>upgraded Lil&apos; Arnies, Shadows of Evil</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description>a hundred kills first, then three pieces of a costume thrown at rather than picked up.</description>
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      <title>Cold Hard Cash, Shadows of Evil</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>the free Mega GobbleGum, Shadows of Evil</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>your 500 points back, Shadows of Evil</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description>a grenade through a window at a price tag, and the first door on the map pays for itself.</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>skipping to round 15, Shadows of Evil</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Beauty of Annihilation, remixed, The Giant</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>the BRM wall buy, Der Eisendrache</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>the second gondola, Der Eisendrache</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>the free Mega GobbleGum, Der Eisendrache</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Seeds of Doubt, Zetsubou No Shima</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>the KT-4, and the Masamune, Zetsubou No Shima</title>
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      <title>the Zombie Shield and the gas mask, Zetsubou No Shima</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description>a spore behind some vines that turns whatever breathes it into something that fights on your side for three rounds.</description>
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      <title>free Widow&apos;s Wine, Zetsubou No Shima</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <category>Black Ops III</category>
      <description>the giant spider is guarding a puddle of perk, and the whole team can drink from it.</description>
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      <title>the doppelganger, Zetsubou No Shima</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <category>Black Ops III</category>
      <description>stare down a scope at the things in the tubes for long enough and one of you starts walking around the island.</description>
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      <title>Love and War, Gorod Krovi</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <category>Black Ops III</category>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <category>Black Ops III</category>
      <description>three code cylinders off the dead, three pods out of the sky, and the thing that lets you call a dragon to ride.</description>
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      <title>the Guard of Fafnir, Gorod Krovi</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <category>Black Ops III</category>
      <description>three parts on three walls, and the only thing on the map that stops a dragon setting you on fire.</description>
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      <title>the Gauntlet of Siegfried, Gorod Krovi</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <category>Black Ops III</category>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description>three bottles of vodka in a burning city. the third song on this map, and the one Treyarch wrote for it.</description>
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      <title>the melee weapons on the clock, Gorod Krovi</title>
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      <title>For the Good of All, Revelations</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <category>Black Ops III</category>
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      <category>Black Ops III</category>
      <description>three teddy bears in three different maps that are all the same map now.</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <category>Black Ops III</category>
      <description>four buttons in Nacht, pressed quickly, and a radio that will play you any song from any map on the pile.</description>
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      <category>Black Ops III</category>
      <description>seven things to wear, each earned a different way, all of them waiting on the same mannequin. one is worth more than the other six put together.</description>
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      <category>Black Ops III</category>
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      <category>Black Ops III</category>
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      <category>Black Ops III</category>
      <description>four weapons behind four deadlines, on the wall between Shangri-La and Der Eisendrache.</description>
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      <category>Black Ops III</category>
      <description>a hundred and fifty kills between the lot of you, and then one thrown through a church window.</description>
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      <category>Black Ops III</category>
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      <description>the first map got a song three years late, and you can switch it on from the spot you spawn in.</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <category>World at War</category>
      <description>the shortest easter egg in the game. one toilet, three flushes, and Elena Siegman starts up over the asylum.</description>
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      <description>one chair in the first room, one wheel at the base of it, and the worst ten seconds of audio in the game.</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <category>World at War</category>
      <description>a telephone in the comm room, pressed three times, and something on the other end tells you it knows when you are sleeping.</description>
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      <category>World at War</category>
      <description>three you can switch on for their own message, and three more that only say anything once all of them are on.</description>
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      <category>World at War</category>
      <description>Samantha wants a game of hide and seek. shoot the panel, then find the three things she scattered across the factory.</description>
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      <category>World at War</category>
      <description>three jars of green liquid with a brain and a spinal cord in each. hold use on all three and the factory gets its theme.</description>
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      <category>World at War</category>
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      <description>three lumps of meteor in the theatre. hold use on all three and Elena Siegman starts singing over the round.</description>
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      <category>Black Ops</category>
      <description>three reels to find in the rooms the teleporter throws you into, and two radios to shoot. Maxis talking about patient twenty six.</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <category>Black Ops</category>
      <description>three red telephones in the pentagon, and the one song on any of these maps that Treyarch did not write.</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <category>Black Ops</category>
      <description>a soviet scientist has been asking you for help since round one. five nodes, four players, and the last one costs you every wonder weapon on the map.</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <category>Black Ops</category>
      <description>three teddy bears holding sickles, in any order, and the cosmodrome gets a soundtrack.</description>
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      <category>Black Ops</category>
      <description>three phones that ring on their own clock, and the voices on them are the four men from &quot;Five&quot;, still in the Pentagon.</description>
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      <category>Black Ops</category>
      <description>the original four are locked in a room under the deck and you are the ones outside it. nine steps, four of them in any order, and a Wunderwaffe at the end.</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <category>Black Ops</category>
      <description>the same locked door and the same golden rod, alone. five steps instead of nine, because there is nobody to hold the other end.</description>
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      <title>Not Ready to Die, Call of the Dead</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <category>Black Ops</category>
      <description>three lumps of element 115 around the ship and the shore. Avenged Sevenfold wrote this one for the map.</description>
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      <category>Black Ops</category>
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      <category>Black Ops</category>
      <description>thirteen steps, most of them on a four minute clock, to pull two explorers out of a loop they have been dying in since before you arrived.</description>
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      <description>three pieces of meteorite around the temple. the short easter egg on the map with the longest one.</description>
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      <category>Black Ops</category>
      <description>two achievements, three parts and the only easter egg in the game that ends with the earth on fire. it also asks you to have finished two other maps first.</description>
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      <category>Black Ops</category>
      <description>three teddy bears in helmets. the one song on Moon you go looking for, on the map where the crew burn the earth.</description>
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      <category>Black Ops</category>
      <description>one computer in the lab, and a remake of the song the whole mode opened with back in Nacht der Untoten.</description>
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      <category>Black Ops</category>
      <description>Shangri-La&apos;s song, played back through a computer in the labs as if it were coming out of an arcade cabinet.</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <category>Black Ops</category>
      <description>the same song as the teddy bears, eight bits wide, out of a terminal at the far end of a tunnel.</description>
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      <category>Black Ops</category>
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      <category>Black Ops II</category>
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      <category>Black Ops II</category>
      <description>four players, four golden rings, two stone balls bouncing off trampolines, and a mahjong hand telling you which corner to punch.</description>
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      <category>Black Ops II</category>
      <description>the same tower for the other side. shorter than Maxis&apos; by three steps, and it starts by destroying the thing his side needs.</description>
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      <category>Black Ops II</category>
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      <category>Black Ops II</category>
      <description>feed three dogs eighteen zombies for a tomahawk that comes back. then throw it into lava on purpose to get the better one.</description>
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