Cold Hard Cash
a microphone in three pieces, assembled on a stage. the second song on the map, and nobody finds it by accident.
- players
- any number
- solo
- possible alone
- difficulty
- time
- about 20 minutes
- reward
- the song plays, and that is the whole of it
difficulty and time are an estimate made while writing, not a measurement.
the shape of this one
before you start
- the Junction, the Canals and the Waterfront open
the steps
in Nero's lair off the Junction, against the wall on the right of the room.
order does not matter for the three parts.
down in the canal, near the "only the cursed survive" sign, on the slab under the stairs.
on a bench near the rift portal entrance.
with all three, go to the Black Lace Burlesque in Footlight. the microphone is assembled on the stage: hold use on it.
the song is
Cold Hard Cash, by Jack Wall, sung by Antonia Bennett with words by Cindy Shapiro. once per game, like every song on every map.you only get this wrong oncethis page has one source. the other one has no article for this song at all, so the three parts and the stage are one site's word.
these can be done in any order
arrow keys or j and k to move, d to tick this one off.
all of it, done.
what that got youthe song plays, and that is the whole of it
next on this mapupgraded trip minesor pick something else
where this came from
- Cold Hard CashCOD Zombies Guides, read 2026-09-08
one source. most guides here have two; this is one nobody else has written up.
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