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the Golden Spork

a spoon out of a wall, stirred into a bath of blood, and fifty kills in the showers. it one-shots zombies to round 34.

players
any number
solo
possible alone
difficulty
time
about 50 minutes
reward
the Golden Spork, a melee that kills in one hit until round 34

difficulty and time are an estimate made while writing, not a measurement.

before you start

the steps

  1. knock the poster off the wall

    a cell near the Warden's Officeanyone

    find the jail cell with the blue and green film poster on the wall, the one called Escape from the Tomb, near the Warden's Office.

    throw the Hell's Retriever at it. the poster comes off and there is a hole in the wall behind it.

  2. zap the spoon, in Afterlife

    through the portal at the end of that row of cellsone player

    go into Afterlife. there is a portal at the end of the row of cells near the Warden's Office. through it, on the floor to the right of a big crack with a skull in it, there is a spoon. zap it.

    the announcer laughs, which is how you know.

  3. fetch the spoon out of the cafeteria

    the barrier at the back of the cafeteriaeach player who wants a spork

    the spoon has moved. it is now on a table against the left wall inside the barrier at the back of the cafeteria, which the second source describes from the other side as through the window to the left of the workbench.

    throw the Hell's Retriever at it to bring it back. you hear Brutus if it worked, and you are now holding the Silver Spoon, which hits about as hard as the Galvaknuckles.

    you only get this wrong once

    each player who wants a spork has to do this one themselves.

  4. stir the bath

    the infirmary, the lone bath full of bloodeach player who wants a spork

    in the infirmary there is a single bathtub full of blood, opposite a mystery box spot. hold use next to it and the spoon stirs the blood.

    you only get this wrong once

    each player separately, again.

  5. about sixty kills in the showers

    the underground showersanyone

    kill zombies in the underground showers with the Acid Gat or the Vitriolic Withering. somewhere between fifty and seventy and the announcer laughs.

    you only get this wrong once

    only kills from that gun in that room count. anything else is not being counted, and nothing on screen tells you the number.

  6. take it out of the hand

    the same batheach player who wants a spork

    go back to the bath and hold use. a zombified arm comes up out of the blood holding the Golden Spork. press use again to take it off the hand.

    tip

    bleed out after getting it and you do not start over: redo the stir and this step, and the hand comes back up with it.

arrow keys or j and k to move, d to tick this one off.

all of it, done.

what that got youthe Golden Spork, a melee that kills in one hit until round 34

where this came from

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